I’m the only reason Jason Whetzell is popular.
Charles Bukowski (via drewhancock)

I’m so proud this happened in Minnesota.

If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

- Sarah Palin 

Just when you thought she couldn’t get any dumber or crazier…

(via bestiesonice) I’m sure this is a joke, but this joke also presupposes that we can eat humans, too. Cool! Thanks, God. I’ll use that one in court.

toddbishop:

moles:

whetzell:

This has a really good audio alternative to the onboard mic.

Damn, I wonder if I should sell my new Panasonic and get one of these.

Maybe you should Moles.  Drew, Sevan, Whetzell and I all have one.

The 7D: It’s the new DVX.

whetzell:

This has a really good audio alternative to the onboard mic.

Damn, I wonder if I should sell my new Panasonic and get one of these.

RIP Edward Woodward.

jonahray:

Spiderman getting arrested.

I just saw this dude a week ago standing on a mailbox.  That’s the price of celebrity on Hollywood Blvd.

jonahray:

Spiderman getting arrested.

I just saw this dude a week ago standing on a mailbox.  That’s the price of celebrity on Hollywood Blvd.

delbertshoopman:

Trying to find a Las Vegas Outlaws XFL “He Hate Me” jersey is hard work

Del, you’re already a hero, but if you wore this jersey, I would be forced to become religious and worship you.

delbertshoopman:

Trying to find a Las Vegas Outlaws XFL “He Hate Me” jersey is hard work

Del, you’re already a hero, but if you wore this jersey, I would be forced to become religious and worship you.

Finally, an updated version of Clash of the Titans!  I’ve always thought that this movie looked a little dated and needed some Liam Neeson, some giant CGI goddamned scorpions, and some fuckin’ heavy metal (you know, because of the time period)!

I like how “Just put Sam Worthington in it” is becoming the new default ingredient for an action movie.

I’m glad someone else won Jillian’s contest, because I don’t think she would have liked my idea (kinda graphic)… that I stole from whoever really did this.